Writer: George Gladir
Pencils: Jeff Shultz
Inking: Jim Amash
Colors: Digikore Studios
Letters: Jack Morelli
Original Publication: Betty and Veronica, No. 256
Cover Date: December, 2011
On-Sale Date: October 26, 2011
Length: 5 pages
Veronica walks into…some room at Riverdale High (I assume) with her friend, a redhead named Karyl. Veronica heard Betty and the Green Girls are planning a festival to raise money for “worthy causes”. The Green Girls is an environmental group that Betty is involved in, although it isn’t brought up very often. Anyway, Veronica and Karyn want to participate, and Betty welcomes it. Veronica suggests a festival on the Renaissance; her dress designer could help; she shows a picture of a girl in a dress. Betty says the Renaissance was a “magnificent” period, but festivals about it have been overdone, so they selected another period: female pirates. Um, that’s not a period; that’s a theme. Anyway, Betty says it hasn’t been covered fully.
Veronica was somehow completely unaware of the existence of female pirates. The story turns into a poor history lesson for a bit as Betty brings up Mary Read, Annie Bonnie [sic], and Chin Shih [sic]. Veronica says her dress designer could make the costumes for the pirates and their victims. Betty is appreciative.
On the day of the festival, there’s a big turn-out, which makes the girls happy. Veronica and Karyl show up. Veronica and Betty exchange compliments. Karyl whispers to Veronica that Betty, Nancy, and Ethel aren’t believable as cut-throat pirates. Veronica agrees.
Veronica and Karyl persuaded Archie and Reggie to dress up as escorts to protect them. Betty and Veronica get into a debate over who will kick whose asses. Archie and Reggie just wanna check out the display of pirate weapons, so Veronica lets them.
Veronica and Karyl check out the festival’s other booths: pirate flags and pirate fries (the fuck? were they fried in rum or something?).
Suddenly, Karyn takes back her earlier comment. The girls have stolen their boyfriends. Betty has Archie, and Nancy has Reggie. So…Karyn was dating Archie and/or Reggie?
Anyway, Veronica looks worried. The end.
Wow, not much to this story. I can’t really tell what the point of it was. The most interesting thing that I noticed was a Punisher shirt on one of the guys in the bottom panel on page 4.
Tune in next Wednesday!
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